1. Notes: 56 / 2 years ago  from indefensible (originally from gorillasushi)
    indefensible: ronbailey: gorillasushi: “As expected, my boyfriend approached the whole thing like he was the Will It Blend? guy, but with a boner. At first, he started pumping like he was filling up a flat bike tire but once I told him it was causing my uterus to slide out, he slowed down to a less deadly pace…” Gigantipuss | Vagina Drum There was never no way I was going to not reblog this. Holy moses. Reblogged for one person who follows me and will get a kick out of this. I am simultaneously amused and horrified and deeply curious. Also I can’t get the phrase ‘bouncy house vagina’ out of my head.

    indefensible:

    ronbailey:

    gorillasushi:

    “As expected, my boyfriend approached the whole thing like he was the Will It Blend? guy, but with a boner. At first, he started pumping like he was filling up a flat bike tire but once I told him it was causing my uterus to slide out, he slowed down to a less deadly pace…” Gigantipuss | Vagina Drum

    There was never no way I was going to not reblog this.

    Holy moses. Reblogged for one person who follows me and will get a kick out of this.

    I am simultaneously amused and horrified and deeply curious. Also I can’t get the phrase ‘bouncy house vagina’ out of my head.

     

  2. Notes

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      Until about 5 minutes ago, I considered myself to be well-versed in all things sexual. Guess I’ll be keeping an eye out...
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      I am simultaneously amused and horrified and deeply curious. Also I can’t get the phrase ‘bouncy house vagina’ out of my...
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      Thank you, Ross. My order should arrive in 5-7 days.
    11. snuff-d-rooster reblogged this from puffypie and added:
      Must be Australia at it again. You’re doing it wrong. heh heh heh.
    12. puffypie reblogged this from indefensible and added:
      Make that two indefensible.
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      Holy moses. Reblogged for one person who follows me and will get a kick out of this.
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