Posts tagged "video"
  1. 2 days ago 
    Really now, don’t try this at home.  This sort of precarious self-love on the bedside table is just asking for the world’s most embarrassing emergency room visit.

    Really now, don’t try this at home.  This sort of precarious self-love on the bedside table is just asking for the world’s most embarrassing emergency room visit.

     
  2. 6 days ago 

    How did it take me two whole seasons of The Wire to realize how damn sexy Lt. Daniels is?  The dude is toned, but he’s normally so uptight and never-out-uniform you don’t notice…

  3. 1 week ago 
    Ah, ’70s porn.  Back in the days before porn all went ‘gonzo’ and before everything was ironic.

    Ah, ’70s porn.  Back in the days before porn all went ‘gonzo’ and before everything was ironic.

     
  4. 1 week ago 

    I have a weird fascination with this kind of porn.  Ostensibly it’s a group of sexually ravenous women objectifying a man, inverting the standard “stripper” narrative.  But I suspect the women here  are the real hired sex-workers, and I’m certain that it’s being marketed to men, not women (a safe bet with any porn).  After all, the sex act of choice in this kind of video is the blow job.  But I’m curious about the behind-the-scenes logistics of such “sex party” porn.  How are the women recruited and how much are they paid compared to “regular” porn stars?

  5. Notes: 1 / 2 weeks ago 

    A guy who can lick your pussy while his own cock is inside it is definitely impressive…

  6. Notes: 5 / 3 weeks ago 

    Former Suicide Girl Aiki aka Violetta Beauregarde takes a facial.

  7. 4 weeks ago 
    ’80s gay porn is awesome.  Listen to that epic synth-laden soundtrack.  And the shit-eating grin on the black guy’s face in the close-ups is hilarious.

    ’80s gay porn is awesome.  Listen to that epic synth-laden soundtrack.  And the shit-eating grin on the black guy’s face in the close-ups is hilarious.

     
  8. Notes: 3 / 1 month ago 
    A beautiful cock in action.  This would be great if it didn’t end in a facial like every other damn video.

    A beautiful cock in action.  This would be great if it didn’t end in a facial like every other damn video.

     
  9. Notes: 4 / 1 month ago  from sextank

    sextank:

    Is it Sarah Palin or Tina Fey?

    Dialogue in porn films these days survives only in vestigial form.  An actor will pause her cock-slurping momentarily to deliver a pun or a vague reminder of what the “scenario” of the scene was meant to be before diving back into the action.  It’s like an appendix, or the vestigial wings of a flightless bird, only there at all by dint of superfluous inheritance from an ancestral form.

  10. Notes: 7 / 1 month ago 

    There’s no blowjob gother than one under black lights.

  11. Notes: 2 / 1 month ago 

    You so rarely hear real British accents in porn.  There’s something charming about the way she keeps demanding “mowr cawk” from her co-stars.  Somehow it sounds more authentic than the stock ooh-fuck-mes of of your typical Californian porn starlet.

  12. Notes: 18 / 1 month ago  from syntheticpubes
    The Atomic Level of Porn

    syntheticpubes:

    A lecture on the history of internet porn by Jason Scott.

    Nudes via telegraph, playmates through teletype, pinups over ham radio. Then came the BBS.

    (via waxy)

    A glimpse into the prehistory of Internet Porn, from the always-fascinating Jason Scott.  I remember porn on dial-up, but this goes back to BBSs and even earlier.  We are truly spoiled for porn these days.

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